If you treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai”

If you dont she says “kitna akarta hai” .

If you dress nicely she says”mujhay impress karna chaah’ta hai” .

If you dont she says “tasteless hai yaar” .

If you argue with her she says”ziddi hai” .

If you sit quietly she says”dumb hai” .

If you act smarter “she’ll lose her brain as you are insulting her” .

If she acts smarter “she think its her right” .

If you dont love her she says”is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkion ke saath chakkar hai” .

If you love her she says”peechhay hi par gaya hai” .

If you dont give her a kiss she says” tum mujh say serious naheen ho” .

If you give her a kiss she says” sab ko line deta hoga” .

If you are skinny she says “you should have appropriate mass at appropriate places” .

If you are healthy she says “you should be smart” .

If you dont tell her your problem she says” you are not honest to me” .

If you do tell to her she says “you are a problem child” .

If you scold her she says “you act like any giving lecture” .

If she scolds you she says “Yaar, its because i care” .

If you break a promise she says “she does not trust you any more” .

If she breaks she says “jaan mein majboor thi” .

If you do good in exams she says “qismat ne saath diya warna tum aur good marks” .

If she gets goods mark she says” its my brain” .

If you hurt her she says “you are cruel & dont care of my feelings” .

If she hurts you she replies” you are not understanding”

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& they claim they are not Hypocrates.