What Girls Think About Boys?

If you treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai”

If you dont she says “kitna akarta hai” .

If you dress nicely she says”mujhay impress karna chaah’ta hai” .

If you dont she says “tasteless hai yaar” .

If you argue with her she says”ziddi hai” .

If you sit quietly she says”dumb hai” .

If you act smarter “she’ll lose her brain as you are insulting her” .

If she acts smarter “she think its her right” .

If you dont love her she says”is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkion ke saath chakkar hai” .

If you love her she says”peechhay hi par gaya hai” .

If you dont give her a kiss she says” tum mujh say serious naheen ho” .

If you give her a kiss she says” sab ko line deta hoga” .

If you are skinny she says “you should have appropriate mass at appropriate places” .

If you are healthy she says “you should be smart” .

If you dont tell her your problem she says” you are not honest to me” .

If you do tell to her she says “you are a problem child” .

If you scold her she says “you act like any giving lecture” .

If she scolds you she says “Yaar, its because i care” .

If you break a promise she says “she does not trust you any more” .

If she breaks she says “jaan mein majboor thi” .

If you do good in exams she says “qismat ne saath diya warna tum aur good marks” .

If she gets goods mark she says” its my brain” .

If you hurt her she says “you are cruel & dont care of my feelings” .

If she hurts you she replies” you are not understanding”

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& they claim they are not Hypocrates.

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  • http://www.neerajpoonam.com/wp Poonam

    Hmm…lagta hai ke shaher ki ladki ki baat ho rahi hai..lol.. first thing that popped in my head was that aaise ladkiyan can be found in mumbai..or in movies 😀 Apun toh exception..well..you will have to ask Neeraj if he agrees on that. 😉

  • http://www.neerajpoonam.com/wp Poonam

    Hmm…lagta hai ke shaher ki ladki ki baat ho rahi hai..lol.. first thing that popped in my head was that aaise ladkiyan can be found in mumbai..or in movies 😀 Apun toh exception..well..you will have to ask Neeraj if he agrees on that. 😉

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  • http://www.thinkmantra.com Gaurav

    thanks for the ping abhishek.

    lol @ shaher ki ladkiyan….u live in a gaon? :>

    The last 3-4 are most common 😛

  • http://www.gsharma.com Gaurav

    thanks for the ping abhishek.

    lol @ shaher ki ladkiyan….u live in a gaon? :>

    The last 3-4 are most common 😛

  • http://sreetama.deydas.com sreetama

    Hey guy. This you have writen this is 100 percent wrong.

  • http://sreetama.deydas.com sreetama

    Hey guy. This you have writen this is 100 percent wrong.

  • http://www.thinkmantra.com Gaurav

    ….lol, I just got a forward, I haven’t experienced it, but I think a lot of others have :)

  • http://www.gsharma.com Gaurav

    ….lol, I just got a forward, I haven’t experienced it, but I think a lot of others have :)