Sher-O-Shayari

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai
Ai husn ki mallika aur baharon ki shaan
Jai jawan jai kisan

Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi

Joron ki baarish Makes me wonder
Is this what they call, Taste the thunder?

Yeh aankhen hain ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hain ya neeli jheel?
So? What’s the big deal?

Dharti, taarey, pahaad, patthar
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, patthar……..
Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !
(tihathar is on leave)

Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya… to bheeg gaya…

Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi nahi…

Agar tujh mein himmat hai
To kutub minaar ko hila kar dikha,
Aur agar nahin, to mere paas baeth,
Do ghoont maar,
Aur Kutub minar ko ! hilta hua dekh

Teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
kabhi offline to kabhi online piya

Aasmaan mein ud rahen hain kabootar
Aasmaan mein ud rahen hain kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter

Itni raat gaye kyon apni qabr khod raha hai Ghalib
Itni raat gaye kyon apni qabr khod raha hai Ghalib
La, phawda mujhe de de !!

Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.

Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture challe…

Shahjahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Dar or Deewar ko dekha,
Har Lage hue Khambe ko Dekha.
Har Khidki se dekha, Aur Bola…
(guess …… kya bola hoga ???)
MAA KASAM !! BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA

Update – I

Here are a few more. Njoy!

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye…

Ab Jab ghire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai…

Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhna mana hai.

Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye…

Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh ikraar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.

Maine poocha chand se…
Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin…..
Chand ne kaha , chandni ki kasam … 12036 entries found!

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  • Heart-throb

    aapko pyar karne se dar lagta hai,
    aapko khone se dar lagta hai,
    kahi aankhon se ghum na ho jaaye aap,
    ab raat mein sone se dar lagta hai…

  • Heart-throb

    aapko pyar karne se dar lagta hai,
    aapko khone se dar lagta hai,
    kahi aankhon se ghum na ho jaaye aap,
    ab raat mein sone se dar lagta hai…

  • max

    iss kadar na har baat yaro se pucho
    jo baat raaz ki ho.. isharo se pucho
    lehro se khelna to samandar ka kaam hai
    chot kitni lagti hai kinaro se pucho…..

    i hope u all will like it. make sum gud stuffs instead of nonsense.
    luv
    max

  • max

    iss kadar na har baat yaro se pucho
    jo baat raaz ki ho.. isharo se pucho
    lehro se khelna to samandar ka kaam hai
    chot kitni lagti hai kinaro se pucho…..

    i hope u all will like it. make sum gud stuffs instead of nonsense.
    luv
    max

  • umair haider

    Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai
    Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakaat kar leta hai
    Bada Mushkil hota hai tab Jawab denA
    Jab koi KhamosH rehkar Sawaal kar leta hai

    kia janey

  • http://?? umair haider

    Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai
    Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakaat kar leta hai
    Bada Mushkil hota hai tab Jawab denA
    Jab koi KhamosH rehkar Sawaal kar leta hai

    kia janey

  • http://www.mahan-chutiya.com mahan chutiya

    main hoon chutiya jo is site par aaya aur chutiyaap sher pade

  • http://www.mahan-chutiya.com mahan chutiya

    main hoon chutiya jo is site par aaya aur chutiyaap sher pade

  • http://www.mahan-chutiya.com mahan chutiya

    meri tauba mere baap ki tauba is site par dobara nahin aaunga

  • http://www.mahan-chutiya.com mahan chutiya

    meri tauba mere baap ki tauba is site par dobara nahin aaunga

  • Jhoom Banarasi

    jhom barabar jhoom mera land,
    jhom barabar jhoom………..

    Kali jhata hai aa ha, seedha khada hai aa ha
    Kali jhata hai, seedha khada hai, gand mein leke jhoom jhoom jhoom

    jhom barabar jhoom mera land,
    jhom barabar jhoom………..

    Bhosari wale aa ha gand mara le aa ha
    Bhosari wale gand mara le
    gand me le ke jhoom jhoom

    Bhosari wale aa ha gand mara le aa ha

  • Jhoom Banarasi

    jhom barabar jhoom mera land,
    jhom barabar jhoom………..

    Kali jhata hai aa ha, seedha khada hai aa ha
    Kali jhata hai, seedha khada hai, gand mein leke jhoom jhoom jhoom

    jhom barabar jhoom mera land,
    jhom barabar jhoom………..

    Bhosari wale aa ha gand mara le aa ha
    Bhosari wale gand mara le
    gand me le ke jhoom jhoom

    Bhosari wale aa ha gand mara le aa ha

  • itandoori

    Enjoy this one … not original had got through someone …..

    Machchar ne mujhe kaata, Machchar ko junoon tha,
    Khujli fir aisi machi, ki dil besukoon tha,
    Humne use pakda, fir chhod diya Gaalib
    Kambakht ki ragoon mein, apna hi khoon tha!!!!

  • itandoori

    Enjoy this one … not original had got through someone …..

    Machchar ne mujhe kaata, Machchar ko junoon tha,
    Khujli fir aisi machi, ki dil besukoon tha,
    Humne use pakda, fir chhod diya Gaalib
    Kambakht ki ragoon mein, apna hi khoon tha!!!!

  • anju

    i like that shayari lol
    u are so funny

  • http://hi anju

    i like that shayari lol
    u are so funny

  • rohit

    o-tabla baaje been-been, woh ek ke uppar teen-teen
    mein chhodke bolla- hoyyyeee
    mein chhodke bolla-ghodi thi ghodi naheen bahen -ki- lodi thee

    woh pehli raat diwali kee woh piya se chudne waali thee
    koi bahen kaa loda– hoyyyee
    koi bahen kaa loda–sadee se lund ko poonch gaya

    tu mujhse marwa ya ghode se yaa mara bahen ke lode se
    mujhko kya karna –hoyyee
    mujhko kya karna–masti mein
    mujhe choot mil gayee sasti mein

  • rohit

    o-tabla baaje been-been, woh ek ke uppar teen-teen
    mein chhodke bolla- hoyyyeee
    mein chhodke bolla-ghodi thi ghodi naheen bahen -ki- lodi thee

    woh pehli raat diwali kee woh piya se chudne waali thee
    koi bahen kaa loda– hoyyyee
    koi bahen kaa loda–sadee se lund ko poonch gaya

    tu mujhse marwa ya ghode se yaa mara bahen ke lode se
    mujhko kya karna –hoyyee
    mujhko kya karna–masti mein
    mujhe choot mil gayee sasti mein

  • http://Rajeevbatlarediffmail.com Rajeev upadhyay

    lout jati hai jindagi gum hamara dekh kar,
    jaise laut jati hai lahere kinara dekh kar ,
    mere janaje ko kandha na dena tum ,
    kahi bhir jinda na ho jau tera sahara dekh kar.

  • http://Rajeevbatlarediffmail.com Rajeev upadhyay

    lout jati hai jindagi gum hamara dekh kar,
    jaise laut jati hai lahere kinara dekh kar ,
    mere janaje ko kandha na dena tum ,
    kahi bhir jinda na ho jau tera sahara dekh kar.

  • http://Rajeevbatlarediffmail.com Rajeev upadhyay(batla)Aligarh

    zindagi tere bin aduri hai,na jane kiyu tere mere beech ye doori hai,
    sochta hun kabhi bhuladu tujhe, par teri ek muskan mere kamjori hai

  • http://Rajeevbatlarediffmail.com Rajeev upadhyay(batla)Aligarh

    zindagi tere bin aduri hai,na jane kiyu tere mere beech ye doori hai,
    sochta hun kabhi bhuladu tujhe, par teri ek muskan mere kamjori hai

  • Rajeev upadhyay(batla)Aligarh

    Din katta hai mera unhe yaad karte,
    Raat katti hai mere unki fariyad karte,
    Wo aaye meri mout par to kehdena ,
    Abhi Abhi sooya hai tumhe yaad kar ke.

    (rajeev [email protected]).

  • Rajeev upadhyay(batla)Aligarh

    Din katta hai mera unhe yaad karte,
    Raat katti hai mere unki fariyad karte,
    Wo aaye meri mout par to kehdena ,
    Abhi Abhi sooya hai tumhe yaad kar ke.

    (rajeev [email protected]).

  • manikaran

    gaurav dats gr8

    jisse dil lagaya vo dilli challi gayi
    jissi ishq laraya vo italy challi gayi
    dil ne socha khudkushi kar lu
    bijali ki taar ko haath lagaya bijali challi gayi 😉

  • manikaran

    gaurav dats gr8

    jisse dil lagaya vo dilli challi gayi
    jissi ishq laraya vo italy challi gayi
    dil ne socha khudkushi kar lu
    bijali ki taar ko haath lagaya bijali challi gayi 😉

  • love girls{beautiful}

    man to god:vaa khuda teri kya khudai vaa khuda teri kya khudai ladki ki kamar itni patlai kyun banai
    god to man:dekha bande meri khudai dekha bande meri khudai uski kamar ki mitti uske seene pe lagayai

  • love girls{beautiful}

    man to god:vaa khuda teri kya khudai vaa khuda teri kya khudai ladki ki kamar itni patlai kyun banai
    god to man:dekha bande meri khudai dekha bande meri khudai uski kamar ki mitti uske seene pe lagayai

  • Prachi Mathur

    Hey Bhagwaan mera pet dard ho gaya hanste hanste ! Awesome NV non veg jokes !

  • Prachi Mathur

    Hey Bhagwaan mera pet dard ho gaya hanste hanste ! Awesome NV non veg jokes !

  • iqbal

    Hum kisi se kam nahi.

    Kehte ho tum- Ham kisi se kam Nahi.
    Lekin gand mai tumhari koi Dum Nahi.

    Nakaam ho aur kuch kar sakte Nahi.
    Paidashi Haram khor – Tum ho kay Nahi.

    Jab fati ho gaand to hota hai haal Yahi.
    Arey Musharraf ho tum koi Rustom toh Nahi

    Hafeem Charas ka waapar karte ho kay Nahi
    Roz Bush Ka muu may choosetey ho kay Nahi

    Americanon say apni Maa chudwate ho kay nahi
    Gaand marwakay unki Khairaat layte ho kay nahi

    Hazaron Pathanon key tum Kaatil ho kay nahi
    Unka watan aur ijjat tu nay nilaam kari

    Taliban ki tu ne bahut gaand mari kay nahi
    Baat hai yeh haqeekat Wallah bilqul hai Sahi

    Pathan hajar saal tak yeh bhulen gay nahi
    Isska Badla toh lain-gay kehtey hain sabhi

    Jante hai sab log, Suni-Suunai baat toh Nahi
    O’mama ko tu-ney chupa rakha hai ki Nahi

    Usey deygaa Bush ko jab keemat milay-gi Sahi
    Bhadvon aur Gaandoun ka kaam hota hai yahi

    Ja Chupa ley tu o’mama ko chahe bhi Kahin
    Hum paunch kay gaand maaren-geh Vahin

    Lund pey laga kay makhan ya phir Dahi
    Yeh hamara waada hai -aur Qasam Rahi

    Wallah, bus ek baar tu Mil ja hame Kahi
    Dekhtey hai tu sudhar-jata hai ya Nahi

    Jab teri bhi Gaand maarenge laga kay Dahi
    Is baat ka faisla tab tak karte hai Muk-tavi

    Aisa na dekha Deen-e-Imaan kisi-ne Kabhi
    Kya Islam yeh dhandey halal kehta hai kahi

    Kya yeh sahee kahta hai Deen-e-Ilahi
    Kayaamat kay din sey tu dar lay kabhi

    Do takon ke Gaanduon ki dastaan hoti yahi
    Bhag ley O’ Gaandu -Lekin bhag sakta tu Nahi

    Kismet ka tu maara – kar sakta tu kuch nahi
    Hum se na takrana yeh kaha tha kay nahi

    Islamic Bomb kay Baap ki kya halat tumne kari
    Sara kaam karva kay uski gaand maari kay nahi

    Yeh ghatia chaal tum ko padegi bahut bhari
    Mat samaj tu Americano ko itna bhi anaari

    Dekh-lay ab teri gaand fat-gai kay nahi
    Teri Gaandu-giri ka Hamko koi Gum Nahi

    Hum Peetey hai roz Whiskey koi Sasti Rum Nahi
    Jahan mein hamari shaan-e-shaukat buland Rahi

    Goonj tee hai taalian jab humne teri Daastan Kahi
    Aisee hee Shairee kartey hain Iqbal Sartaj-e-Kavi

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  • iqbal

    Hum kisi se kam nahi.

    Kehte ho tum- Ham kisi se kam Nahi.
    Lekin gand mai tumhari koi Dum Nahi.

    Nakaam ho aur kuch kar sakte Nahi.
    Paidashi Haram khor – Tum ho kay Nahi.

    Jab fati ho gaand to hota hai haal Yahi.
    Arey Musharraf ho tum koi Rustom toh Nahi

    Hafeem Charas ka waapar karte ho kay Nahi
    Roz Bush Ka muu may choosetey ho kay Nahi

    Americanon say apni Maa chudwate ho kay nahi
    Gaand marwakay unki Khairaat layte ho kay nahi

    Hazaron Pathanon key tum Kaatil ho kay nahi
    Unka watan aur ijjat tu nay nilaam kari

    Taliban ki tu ne bahut gaand mari kay nahi
    Baat hai yeh haqeekat Wallah bilqul hai Sahi

    Pathan hajar saal tak yeh bhulen gay nahi
    Isska Badla toh lain-gay kehtey hain sabhi

    Jante hai sab log, Suni-Suunai baat toh Nahi
    O’mama ko tu-ney chupa rakha hai ki Nahi

    Usey deygaa Bush ko jab keemat milay-gi Sahi
    Bhadvon aur Gaandoun ka kaam hota hai yahi

    Ja Chupa ley tu o’mama ko chahe bhi Kahin
    Hum paunch kay gaand maaren-geh Vahin

    Lund pey laga kay makhan ya phir Dahi
    Yeh hamara waada hai -aur Qasam Rahi

    Wallah, bus ek baar tu Mil ja hame Kahi
    Dekhtey hai tu sudhar-jata hai ya Nahi

    Jab teri bhi Gaand maarenge laga kay Dahi
    Is baat ka faisla tab tak karte hai Muk-tavi

    Aisa na dekha Deen-e-Imaan kisi-ne Kabhi
    Kya Islam yeh dhandey halal kehta hai kahi

    Kya yeh sahee kahta hai Deen-e-Ilahi
    Kayaamat kay din sey tu dar lay kabhi

    Do takon ke Gaanduon ki dastaan hoti yahi
    Bhag ley O’ Gaandu -Lekin bhag sakta tu Nahi

    Kismet ka tu maara – kar sakta tu kuch nahi
    Hum se na takrana yeh kaha tha kay nahi

    Islamic Bomb kay Baap ki kya halat tumne kari
    Sara kaam karva kay uski gaand maari kay nahi

    Yeh ghatia chaal tum ko padegi bahut bhari
    Mat samaj tu Americano ko itna bhi anaari

    Dekh-lay ab teri gaand fat-gai kay nahi
    Teri Gaandu-giri ka Hamko koi Gum Nahi

    Hum Peetey hai roz Whiskey koi Sasti Rum Nahi
    Jahan mein hamari shaan-e-shaukat buland Rahi

    Goonj tee hai taalian jab humne teri Daastan Kahi
    Aisee hee Shairee kartey hain Iqbal Sartaj-e-Kavi

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  • majida begum

    INTRODUCTION IS POSIBLE ANYTIME,
    LOVE IS POSIBLE SOMETIME,
    MARRIAGE IS POSIBLE ONETIME,
    BUT A SWEET FRIEND LIKE U IS POSIBLE ONCE IN A LIFETIME.

  • http://yehdost majida begum

    INTRODUCTION IS POSIBLE ANYTIME,
    LOVE IS POSIBLE SOMETIME,
    MARRIAGE IS POSIBLE ONETIME,
    BUT A SWEET FRIEND LIKE U IS POSIBLE ONCE IN A LIFETIME.

  • majida begum

    AASMAN MEIN BADAL HAI LEKIN BARSAART NAHI
    DIL MEIN MOHABBAT HAI LEKIN MULAKAAT NAHI

  • http://yehdost majida begum

    AASMAN MEIN BADAL HAI LEKIN BARSAART NAHI
    DIL MEIN MOHABBAT HAI LEKIN MULAKAAT NAHI

  • majida begum

    YUNTO PYAR KARNEWALE TUNHEIN KAMNA MILENGEIN,
    MILJAYEINGEY HUM JAISE LEKIN HUM NAHI MILENGEIN

  • http://yehdost majida begum

    YUNTO PYAR KARNEWALE TUNHEIN KAMNA MILENGEIN,
    MILJAYEINGEY HUM JAISE LEKIN HUM NAHI MILENGEIN

  • ISHQ SE MILTI HAI JO TANHAITAN
    JUM KAISE UNKA DARD BAYAAN KARENGE
    EK SE HI ITNI DOSTI HO GAI HAI
    KI AURON SE AB DOSTI KYA KARENGE

  • http://yehdost [email protected]

    ISHQ SE MILTI HAI JO TANHAITAN
    JUM KAISE UNKA DARD BAYAAN KARENGE
    EK SE HI ITNI DOSTI HO GAI HAI
    KI AURON SE AB DOSTI KYA KARENGE

  • alysa

    hey does anyone has that jhoom barabar jhoom sharabi with alternate chutiya type lyrics…i remeber one line jab lund khda hoga tho kidar jayega…
    am still trying search it if someone finds out post the link or something.. that song is really cool..and you guys tooooo!

  • alysa

    hey does anyone has that jhoom barabar jhoom sharabi with alternate chutiya type lyrics…i remeber one line jab lund khda hoga tho kidar jayega…
    am still trying search it if someone finds out post the link or something.. that song is really cool..and you guys tooooo!

  • jagdish

    tumbin jiya jai kaise
    kaise jiya jaye tumbin
    sadiyon se lambi hai rateein
    sadiyon se lumbe huye din
    aajao laut kar tum
    ye dil keh raha hai
    aa jao laut kar tum ye dil keh raha hai

  • jagdish

    tumbin jiya jai kaise
    kaise jiya jaye tumbin
    sadiyon se lambi hai rateein
    sadiyon se lumbe huye din
    aajao laut kar tum
    ye dil keh raha hai
    aa jao laut kar tum ye dil keh raha hai

  • mohit

    fgjjjd

  • mohit

    fgjjjd

  • NB

    phir na silegi jo gaand fat jaayegi,
    zindgi jhaant nahi jo phir se ug jaayegi,
    jo na de jabardasti lelo uski warna
    life masti main nahi mooth marne main gujar jaayegi

  • NB

    phir na silegi jo gaand fat jaayegi,
    zindgi jhaant nahi jo phir se ug jaayegi,
    jo na de jabardasti lelo uski warna
    life masti main nahi mooth marne main gujar jaayegi

  • tabish

    Wo aaye meri Qabar pe aur Moot k chalay gaye
    Chalo isi Bahanay Un kee Choot ka Deedar tu hua LOL

  • tabish

    Wo aaye meri Qabar pe aur Moot k chalay gaye
    Chalo isi Bahanay Un kee Choot ka Deedar tu hua LOL