Sher-O-Shayari

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai
Ai husn ki mallika aur baharon ki shaan
Jai jawan jai kisan

Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi

Joron ki baarish Makes me wonder
Is this what they call, Taste the thunder?

Yeh aankhen hain ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hain ya neeli jheel?
So? What’s the big deal?

Dharti, taarey, pahaad, patthar
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, patthar……..
Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !
(tihathar is on leave)

Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya… to bheeg gaya…

Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi nahi…

Agar tujh mein himmat hai
To kutub minaar ko hila kar dikha,
Aur agar nahin, to mere paas baeth,
Do ghoont maar,
Aur Kutub minar ko ! hilta hua dekh

Teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
kabhi offline to kabhi online piya

Aasmaan mein ud rahen hain kabootar
Aasmaan mein ud rahen hain kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter

Itni raat gaye kyon apni qabr khod raha hai Ghalib
Itni raat gaye kyon apni qabr khod raha hai Ghalib
La, phawda mujhe de de !!

Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.

Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture challe…

Shahjahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Dar or Deewar ko dekha,
Har Lage hue Khambe ko Dekha.
Har Khidki se dekha, Aur Bola…
(guess …… kya bola hoga ???)
MAA KASAM !! BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA

Update – I

Here are a few more. Njoy!

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye…

Ab Jab ghire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai…

Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhna mana hai.

Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye…

Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh ikraar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.

Maine poocha chand se…
Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin…..
Chand ne kaha , chandni ki kasam … 12036 entries found!

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  • lucky

    Ik jugnu ko nighahon se girane wale
    milna paye ge chand sitare tum ko

  • http://urdupoint lucky

    Ik jugnu ko nighahon se girane wale
    milna paye ge chand sitare tum ko

  • fari

    TUMHARA NAM LAKH NAY KE EJAZAT CHAN GAI JUB SAY
    KOE BHE NAM LAKH TA HON TO AKHAEEN BHEG JATE HAN

  • http://urdupoint fari

    TUMHARA NAM LAKH NAY KE EJAZAT CHAN GAI JUB SAY
    KOE BHE NAM LAKH TA HON TO AKHAEEN BHEG JATE HAN

  • http://www.urdupoint.com AHMAD8

    azziyaton kay tamam nashtar mayri ragoon may otar kar wo
    bari mohabat say poch ta hai tum hari aankhoon ko kia howa hai

  • http://www.urdupoint.com AHMAD8

    azziyaton kay tamam nashtar mayri ragoon may otar kar wo
    bari mohabat say poch ta hai tum hari aankhoon ko kia howa hai

  • http://www.urdupoint.com Lucky

    Abhi tum kam san ho nadaan ho meray Dil ko kho do ge kahein
    yeh Dil tumhari imanat hai lejaana isse jawan ho ker

  • http://www.urdupoint.com Lucky

    Abhi tum kam san ho nadaan ho meray Dil ko kho do ge kahein
    yeh Dil tumhari imanat hai lejaana isse jawan ho ker

  • http://www.urdupoint.com lucky

    Din katta hai mera unhe yaad karte,
    Raat katti hai mere unki fariyad karte,
    Wo aaye meri mout par to kehdena ,
    Abhi Abhi sooya hai tumhe yaad kar k

  • http://www.urdupoint.com lucky

    Din katta hai mera unhe yaad karte,
    Raat katti hai mere unki fariyad karte,
    Wo aaye meri mout par to kehdena ,
    Abhi Abhi sooya hai tumhe yaad kar k

  • khan

    BRADARANE KUS TA ZEN

    LUND KO KAR HATELEE MAI BAND

    OORAT SE KAR KINARA

    MUTH PER KAR GUZARA

    UTHAA WO SHESHE TAIL KE

    MUSSARATTOON KE KHAIL KE

    PHIR CHALA TU HATH ES TARHAAN

    LAGTAY HAIN KAWAB JIS TARHAN

  • http://none khan

    BRADARANE KUS TA ZEN

    LUND KO KAR HATELEE MAI BAND

    OORAT SE KAR KINARA

    MUTH PER KAR GUZARA

    UTHAA WO SHESHE TAIL KE

    MUSSARATTOON KE KHAIL KE

    PHIR CHALA TU HATH ES TARHAAN

    LAGTAY HAIN KAWAB JIS TARHAN

  • gaurav

    ghalibs shayri

    unake dekhe se jo aa jaatii hai muuNh par raunaq
    vo samajhate hain ki biimaar kaa haal achchhaa hai

  • gaurav

    ghalibs shayri

    unake dekhe se jo aa jaatii hai muuNh par raunaq
    vo samajhate hain ki biimaar kaa haal achchhaa hai

  • http://www.mail.yahoo.com Seema

    Mujhe Mat Chodo, Sirf Chchiyan dabao
    Gand me mat dalo, Choot me lagao

  • http://www.mail.yahoo.com Seema

    Mujhe Mat Chodo, Sirf Chchiyan dabao
    Gand me mat dalo, Choot me lagao

  • http://www.yahoo.com tahir

    Dooor se dekha to randi chud rahi thi police wala khada tha.Dooor se dekha to randi chud rahi thi police wala khada tha. Is liye to mai pass hi nahi gaya.

  • http://www.yahoo.com tahir

    Dooor se dekha to randi chud rahi thi police wala khada tha.Dooor se dekha to randi chud rahi thi police wala khada tha. Is liye to mai pass hi nahi gaya.

  • SUMIT

    door se dekha to SEEMA chud rahi thi
    door se dekha to SEEMA chud rahi thi
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    paas gaye to…hum bhi chodne lage.

  • SUMIT

    door se dekha to SEEMA chud rahi thi
    door se dekha to SEEMA chud rahi thi
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    paas gaye to…hum bhi chodne lage.

  • Bholu Dada

    Hello Gaurav Malhotra your jokes are best. Especially Bhai Chung Bhutiya

  • Bholu Dada

    Hello Gaurav Malhotra your jokes are best. Especially Bhai Chung Bhutiya

  • wiweq

    मैं चूतिया, रामू- शानू भोला सब चूतिया,
    इस साईट पे आके मैने समय किया बरबाद;
    रामू के गाय ने गोबर फेंका, बन गया उसका खाद;
    कि बोलो जल जल जल्सा….|
    धन्यवाद .

  • wiweq

    मैं चूतिया, रामू- शानू भोला सब चूतिया,
    इस साईट पे आके मैने समय किया बरबाद;
    रामू के गाय ने गोबर फेंका, बन गया उसका खाद;
    कि बोलो जल जल जल्सा….|
    धन्यवाद .

  • wiweq

    दूर से देखा मेरी लुगाइ जल रही थी,
    दूर से देखा मेरी लुगाइ जल रही थी,
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    पास जाके देखा,चुदाइ चल रही थी |

  • wiweq

    दूर से देखा मेरी लुगाइ जल रही थी,
    दूर से देखा मेरी लुगाइ जल रही थी,
    .
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    पास जाके देखा,चुदाइ चल रही थी |

  • Vipul khanna

    ye shayari padh ke mera land kala ho gaya….lol

  • Vipul khanna

    ye shayari padh ke mera land kala ho gaya….lol

  • http://www.google.com pankaj gupta

    gaye ki gaand gum ho gayi , jhote ne kabhi dudh piya hai , jhote ka dudh pee

  • guru

    game ulfat me hain hum gaand maro hamari, bahar chaman me aane do maa choad dalunga tumahri

  • bigb

    Bahut Acha hai Dear !!

  • mital

    i am sutariya mukesh i am diploma in electrical engineer

  • ghalibJee

    isey na cher Ghalib, ,,,,,,,yeh to nannah hey
    Betha hey to gandairee hey khara hey to ganna hey

  • aryan831

    Gori Paan mat khaya karo,honto par lali ati hai.Gori Paan mat khaya karo,honto par lali ati hai.By god tere bharibharkam sharir ko dekh meri jaan chali jati hai.

  • chwaanni shaayer

    shaayer: log aate hain
    log aate hain
    log aatein hain

    audiance: arre ye kya baat hai ” log aatein hain…. kya karte hai??

    Shaayer: log aate hain, baith jaate hai..

    audiance: farzi ye kya baath hui?

    Shaayer: jara gaur farmaye.. log aate hain bait jate hain… hagte hain..

    audiance: ye to pura nahi hua

    shaayer: log aate hain bait jate hain… hagte hain… roj hatho se gaand dhote the, ek din train time par aa gayi, gaand se haath dho baithe…

  • Guest

    lund shayri likhi hai tune bhosdi wale batle….

  • Gauravjha

    bhosdi k chudi chudai,4 saal se tere junior ka bister garam krti rahi..hotel me jati rahi..uske sath tune shadi kar li…randawe ho sal etum

  • Sunnyhardoi

     bhai tumahra msg dil ko chu gaya thanks