Here is an experiment conducted on a male and female’s behavior. Do let me know what you think about it. I know that if you are a girl, you will definetly leave a comment :).
How each of them withdraws cash at the ATM
Boys:
1. Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser
2. Insert card
3. Dial code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip.
Girls:
1. Drive to the bank
2. Engine stalled
3. Check make-up in the mirror
4. Apply perfume
5. Manually check haircut
6. Park the car - failure
7. Park the car - failure
8. Park the car - Success
9. Search for the card in the handbag
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
11. Throw phonecard back in handbag,
12. Look for bank card
13. Insert Card
14. Look for Tampon Box (where secret code written) in Handbag
15. Enter code
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
17. #Cancel#
18. Re-enter code
19. #Cancel#
20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct code
21. Enter desired amount
22. #Error#
23. Enter bigger amount
24. #Error#
25. Enter maximum amount
26. Cross fingers
27. Take cash
28. Go back to the car
29. Check make up in rear mirror
30. Look for keys in handbag
31. Start car
32. Drive 50 meters
33. STOP
34. Drive back to bank machine
35. Go out of the car
36. Take card and slip back from machine
37. Go back to the car
38. Throw card on passenger seat
39. Throw slip on the floor
40. Check make up in rear mirror
41. Manually check haircut
42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
43. BRAKE!!
44. Go into roundabout - right way
45. Drive 5 kilometers
46. Remove hand brake.
Don’t blame me, it was a fwd.
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and i completely agree with you. there has been no reply from a girl yet but we can predict, can't we?! can it be something like this:
1. puts in comment, failed, email not entered.
2. puts in comment, failed, code not entered.
3. puts in comment, failed, code entered incorrectly.
4. puts in comment, clicks 'say it!' then realises the biggest grammartical blunder.
5. tries to click the stop button, but comment submitted already.
6. stares at the screen in dismay.
and o ya, there's like 50 make-up and manual hair-cut check in between... :)
PS: just joking, don't take it personally any of you... if you feel really angry, you can always plan to kill the producer of hum tum... :)
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Couldn't have explained better.. LOL
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Prolly thats wot happened abhi.
Neha - ok, I agree not all girls are like this and not all boys are like this. But technology/science/maths ke maamle mein ladkiyon ka haath thoda tang hota hai.
But say if we are talking about cooking:
A Girl:
Takes Sabzi.
Chops it.
Puts the masala n stuff.
Done in 30 minz (or less)
& Me:
I can try making it, but I won't eat it.
Do I have to chop it? I wish I could write a program with recursion which chops it off with a cool usb connected knife.
10 minutes later - I got it into 4 peices, what do I do next.....?
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great going Gaurav, u just proved another hypothesis... :)
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Another frustration thing could be : never go shopping with Girls.. they bound to drive you crazy …..
agree with neha girls would be girls and boys would be boys ... ;)
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and gaurav ... Errrr Error: please enter the authorization code: "eight four lower-eye one upper-eee lower-kay " this driving me crazy man....
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Here is a fwd I got:
The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
The woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.
The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.
Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things...
While the women STUCK to shopping...............
Puneet - I am aware of that problem + I face it too, I'll try installing captcha (wot govind has). It is only numbers. But I can install it only when I have time as I'll have to first uninstall this one. Or may be change its code so that It only shows numbers.
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Boys:
1. Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser
2. Insert card
3. Dial code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip.
5. returns to the car. Ooooopsss!! forgot the keys inside.
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I said I'll do tonite in my last comment (31st Jan), so far that tonite hasn't come :p
Priya - I don't think thats true. Guys generally don't leave their keys in the car.
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lol, indeed all girls are not like these, but then some are :D
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