Here is an experiment conducted on a male and female’s behavior. Do let me know what you think about it. I know that if you are a girl, you will definetly leave a comment :).
How each of them withdraws cash at the ATM
Boys:
1. Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser
2. Insert card
3. Dial code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip.
Girls:
1. Drive to the bank
2. Engine stalled
3. Check make-up in the mirror
4. Apply perfume
5. Manually check haircut
6. Park the car - failure
7. Park the car - failure
8. Park the car - Success
9. Search for the card in the handbag
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
11. Throw phonecard back in handbag,
12. Look for bank card
13. Insert Card
14. Look for Tampon Box (where secret code written) in Handbag
15. Enter code
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
17. #Cancel#
18. Re-enter code
19. #Cancel#
20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct code
21. Enter desired amount
22. #Error#
23. Enter bigger amount
24. #Error#
25. Enter maximum amount
26. Cross fingers
27. Take cash
28. Go back to the car
29. Check make up in rear mirror
30. Look for keys in handbag
31. Start car
32. Drive 50 meters
33. STOP
34. Drive back to bank machine
35. Go out of the car
36. Take card and slip back from machine
37. Go back to the car
38. Throw card on passenger seat
39. Throw slip on the floor
40. Check make up in rear mirror
41. Manually check haircut
42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
43. BRAKE!!
44. Go into roundabout - right way
45. Drive 5 kilometers
46. Remove hand brake.
Don’t blame me, it was a fwd.
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22 Responses
Govind
January 27th, 2005 at 3:50 am
1Hehe..thats so funny.
Enjoyed it. Par, sab ladkiyan aise nahin hote yaar. Waise, many boys are nt better either.
Anyways, lets see if any girl comes up with an answer. 
suneel
January 27th, 2005 at 8:13 am
2I somewhat agree with Govind and Gaurav too…strange ???.. well I feel that some of the girls may be different but most of them do fall in the category Gaurav described but in a less elaborate manner … I mean instead of 50 steps they will have 15-20….
abhi
January 27th, 2005 at 8:30 am
3this is funny
and i completely agree with you. there has been no reply from a girl yet but we can predict, can’t we?! can it be something like this:
1. puts in comment, failed, email not entered.
2. puts in comment, failed, code not entered.
3. puts in comment, failed, code entered incorrectly.
4. puts in comment, clicks ’say it!’ then realises the biggest grammartical blunder.
5. tries to click the stop button, but comment submitted already.
6. stares at the screen in dismay.
and o ya, there’s like 50 make-up and manual hair-cut check in between…
PS: just joking, don’t take it personally any of you… if you feel really angry, you can always plan to kill the producer of hum tum…
Neha
January 27th, 2005 at 9:01 pm
4hey u all guyz r sooo mean..gaurav u’ll get it frm me..not all girlz r like this.i mean i m not like this,i drive car better than most of u guyz:P..have u ever heard that men r from mars n women frm venus..so we both r different frm each other n the way u boys think bout girlz the same way we think bout u…riddle for all u boyz…WHAT WILL U CALL A SMART,HANDSOME,INTELLENGENT,SESIBLE GUY ……………………………THINK THINK………………………………………………………..THINK HARD…………………ans: A RUMOUR:))…
Manpreet
January 27th, 2005 at 10:10 pm
5Hahahahahhahahha!
Couldn’t have explained better.. LOL
Aaina
January 27th, 2005 at 10:31 pm
6Manpreet
January 27th, 2005 at 10:33 pm
7Aaina is quiet because she agrees to it. Right Aaina?
Aaina
January 27th, 2005 at 11:24 pm
8No, I just didn’t want to comment!
(I am commenting but not commenting on the blog…if that made any sense at all).
Gaurav
January 27th, 2005 at 11:45 pm
9Govind n Suneel - Yea I agree, that it is overexaggerated. But 15 - 20 steps is ok
Prolly thats wot happened abhi.
Neha - ok, I agree not all girls are like this and not all boys are like this. But technology/science/maths ke maamle mein ladkiyon ka haath thoda tang hota hai.
But say if we are talking about cooking:
A Girl:
Takes Sabzi.
Chops it.
Puts the masala n stuff.
Done in 30 minz (or less)
& Me:
I can try making it, but I won’t eat it.
Do I have to chop it? I wish I could write a program with recursion which chops it off with a cool usb connected knife.
10 minutes later - I got it into 4 peices, what do I do next…..?
abhi
January 27th, 2005 at 11:48 pm
10i agree with Neha. women ARE from venus, that’s why they get so angry at the least of things and the proof is here for ya…

great going Gaurav, u just proved another hypothesis…
Neha
January 28th, 2005 at 5:50 am
11Gaurav- i agree with u that each one of us is perfect in their area..newaz no more fights between hum n tum;)…rite gaurav..
Puneet
January 30th, 2005 at 10:51 pm
12Only thing I get skeptical while driving are two things one is the Local Bus (BEST) driver they suddenly.. take turn without giving any indicator .. and there so much possibility of car getting squeezed if one doesn’t stop.. .. and second this…… is women driver in front car … … I am not generalizing but based upon my experience ….they are unpredictable and confused I mean like normaly….. driving fast but suddenly all of sudden… full break… and that’s most frustrating and ones goes like Errrr wtf
Another frustration thing could be : never go shopping with Girls.. they bound to drive you crazy …..
agree with neha girls would be girls and boys would be boys …
Puneet
January 30th, 2005 at 10:53 pm
13gaurav.. that spam protech thingy .. why cant it be only one case… even time i landup keying wrong the caps problems…
Neha
January 30th, 2005 at 11:32 pm
14Agreed with u puneet .wen aunty ji n girlz drive they make u crazy like awwwwwwwwww…but i dunn drive like them..i mean they give left indicator n turn right:))…they r soooo confused,n wont let u overtake them by driving in middle of two lanes n thats most irritating…but there r few girlz like me:P who make boyz crazy by not their bad driving but cos they drive sooo gud that boyz go crazy ki ooohhh man how come a girl has overtaken me,lemme bounce her bak…rite!!!!
Puneet
January 31st, 2005 at 4:47 am
15Neha thats Funny….lol you seem to be intresting person….
nice meeting ya
and gaurav … Errrr Error: please enter the authorization code: “eight four lower-eye one upper-eee lower-kay ” this driving me crazy man….
Gaurav
January 31st, 2005 at 11:50 am
16I agree with Punnet n Neha abt. the driving thing, everybody is not same……but shopping is a reall issue. MOST of the females r crazy abt shopping and MOST of the men are not interested in it.
Here is a fwd I got:
The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
The woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.
The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.
Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things…
While the women STUCK to shopping……………
Puneet - I am aware of that problem + I face it too, I’ll try installing captcha (wot govind has). It is only numbers. But I can install it only when I have time as I’ll have to first uninstall this one. Or may be change its code so that It only shows numbers.
Govind
January 31st, 2005 at 12:01 pm
17Hmm, Gaurav. It takes just five minutes to install ” Trencaspammers” for wordpress. Which I am using now.
You just need to copy the code to comments files. And then copy the file to plugin directory and activate it. Thats it. 
Gaurav
January 31st, 2005 at 12:19 pm
18thanks for the info, I’ll do it tonite
priya
February 5th, 2005 at 10:37 am
19u know, whoever wrote this forgot one step when enlisting how guys would withdraw cash at ATM- i did that for u ppl.
Boys:
1. Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser
2. Insert card
3. Dial code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip.
5. returns to the car. Ooooopsss!! forgot the keys inside.
Gaurav
February 5th, 2005 at 11:05 pm
20Gaurav becoming popular b-).
I said I’ll do tonite in my last comment (31st Jan), so far that tonite hasn’t come :p
Priya - I don’t think thats true. Guys generally don’t leave their keys in the car.
tAurY
May 14th, 2005 at 10:18 am
21excuse u but all gurls r not lyk that!! 4 ur info. make sure u correct urself soon!!!!! i searched 4 rani mukherjee and landed on this website GOD!!!!lAtuR
Gaurav
May 14th, 2005 at 8:14 pm
22excuse u but all gurls r not lyk that!! 4 ur info
lol, indeed all girls are not like these, but then some are
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