Read something good @ Sanjana’s blog. I’d really love to witness such a session (directly or indirectly.) Neways , this post reminded me of how *generally* Indian men converse when they meet other acquaintances at some family function. I am talking about a typical Indian uncleji type of ppl. In most of the cases they break silence by talking about weather…..god knows y?
Pichle 2-3 dino se mausam saaf hogaya hai…..
etc. etc…
Since I am writing about Indian men, I’ll dedicate the whole (wotever is left) post to Indian men and trains and buses.
Did u ever notice middle-aged men staring girls to aunties in buses and trains?
I used 2 travel a lot on buses n trains when I was in India and noticed a lot of ‘em staring at girls, it felt bad about it, not that they are staring, but that its not their umar to stare at grlz (i no sm ppl wd disagree wid me). So I used to stare back at them {guys, not girls (no, I am not that wot u r thinking)} so that they realize that ppl are lookin. I still rmmbr their embarrased face xpressions after dat 
While traveling in a bus (in Delhi) one should:
* Wave and try to convey some message to some *unknown* truck driver, when your bus is overtaking the truck.
* Never sit on the *ladies only* seats if any other sat is available, you will have to get up soon…
* Pretend to sleep when you are sitting and someone standing is staring at you.
* Prefer a seat near the door (back generally)
* Stand up and start moving towards the exit atleast 2 stops b4 ur stop.
I have had done one or more than one above mentioned thing(s). There is a lot of other stuff that I have done, but I guess I can’t blog it 
BTW I am still wondering if the statement “Sabhi Ladke Ek Jaise Hote Hain…” from Hum-Tum is true? So far I haven’t got a -ve result.
Note: I have become a disoriented person, which is why the above written ideas have no connection w/ each other.