May god bless their souls

Finally, I am back. Haven’t updated my blog since a week now. I was busy with problems on my websites. Some problems were accidents, some were foolish mistakes and some others which I couldn’t have avoided.

Anyways, Happy New year to everybody, hope this year brings joy and happiness to all. The last year was ok. Atleast it didn’t have any war (I mean a war started), but dubyaa got re-elected :|

The last few days were very tragic and destructive. I truly can’t feel how the people feel in those areas, but I can understand their feelings and grief. I knew what Tsunamis were, as I had read about them in my Geology class but wasn’t sure of the details of the whole process, untill I read it on Suneel‘s blog. I think a lot of people didn’t even have a clue that a wave can be that big or can cause so much damage. Probably this was the reason that people kept speculating the huge waves, instead of running for their lives.

A lot of questions have been risen about the warning system in the Indian Ocean. I feel that Indian ocean should definetly have a warning system. Suneel wrote about how Pacific lab knew about the danger, but couldn’t contact the authorities as they didn’t have their contact numbers. How lame can that be….He also wrote that Doordarshan couldn’t give updates on Tsunami coz Ind Vs. Ban match was on :|

I heard that it took 1.5 – 2 hrs for the waves to travel from Indonesia to Sri Lanka (not sure though.) I think it was plenty of time to warn the whole coastline of Sri Lanka as well as India. The U.S., which has its satellites roaming around the whole world, taking pictures of Pokhran, Saddam’s bathroom, Korea’s nuclear program, would have had spotted the waves too. I am not saying that all the destruction has occured because of US, but just wondering why nobody alerted the coastline? Perhaps due to the rairty/ignorance of the Tsunamis, no one thought that it could kill 150k+ people.

The United States and the nations of the West are “stingy.”

This statement comes from a UN official amidst this chaos and adds to it. Mr. Bush, who is enjoying his winters in his ranch, is perhaps preparing for the Iraqi election while so many American as well as Iraqi lives are being lost, replies in a firm tone that we are not stingy and increases the relief fund to $350 million. Well, increasing the amount from $35 m to $350 m won’t even matter that much as the dollar touches record lows as compared to other currencies almost everyday.

Is US really stingy? googled and found two interesting articles. One was for while other was against.

Look who’s talking about ‘stingy’ is published @ Washington Times and is written by its Editor in Chief – Wesley Pruden. I pity this guy.

America the stingy fits with The Post’s view of a world where all news is bad, the sun shines only on the rich, the rain falls only on the frail, and everyone is a victim — of homophobia in Peoria, AIDS in Afghanistan, an outbreak of teenage pimples in San Diego, a tsunami in Sri Lanka, the scarcity of vegetarian restaurants in Topeka, a woman who got winked at in Cleveland, a shortage of condoms in St. Paul. Some days there are so many victims there’s hardly any room for the news on Page One.

He compares the AIDS in Afghanistan, Tsunamis in SL with an outbreak of teenage pimples in San Diego, the scarcity of vegetarian restaurants in Topeka, a woman who got winked at in Cleveland, a shortage of condoms in St. Paul. As if lives lost in Afghanistan or SL have no meaning at all.

On the other hand…

Two-bit Bush makes his costliest blunder

…states another story.

the most powerful man on the planet remained apparently oblivious to the suffering. Holed up for Christmas on his ranch in Crawford, Texas, a president who famously refuses to take work home with him was reluctant to let international affairs impinge on the most important holiday of the year.

Bush, who warned Asian leaders almost immediately after 9/11 that they would be judged by their contribution to the war on terror, waited 72 hours before he called to offer his condolences in the wake of this shocking tragedy. From a trailer outside his ranch, he called the leaders of Sri Lanka, Thailand, Indonesia and India to pledge his support. That support amounted to $35m, barely £18m, a figure dwarfed by the sums pledged by nations including Spain and Japan.

With due respect to the victims of 9/11 – I still remmember at the the time of 9/11 attacks, Bush-Powel-Rumsfeld at some point of the time or other, made it look like as if it was the first attempt of a terrorist attack and felt strongly about the “World” terrorism. Didn’t they know about Punjab, Kashmir, Nagaland, Assam, LTTE, Israel, Palestine, Russia and almost whole of Africa?

Someone fwded me Tsunami images, they seem to be original, but one of my cousins wrote that they are not. I think they are original as the camera was a most expected object to be carried by tourists on beaches and resorts. Here are the images. I also found sattelite images.

For those who care to help the victims can donate to Aid India, an American based NGO, or can buy stuff from here. 50% of the profits are donated to Aid India.

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Today we saw Sarvar and Aditi win the India’s Best. More details can be read here.

I think both the guys were equally good in acting, but I think Mohit was more good looking. I didn’t watch all the episodes, but today watched that Sarwar did a topless dance (Raat Ka Nasha…) perhaps that helped him :p

Both girls were good acting wise, but Aditi had an upper edge as she was cute on screen as well as off screen. Yuvika, look alike of Diya Mirza, indeed had the best face!

I have been adding forwards to my blog, but I think a blog should be more creative and ones own feelings, so I’ll write more than adding forwards….but for those who had been waiting for a forward….here is one Continue reading

Love Story

Before reading this please dont think of the person you love

A true, touching love story that happened in the NWFP(border) areas. The headman of a big tribe had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a boy who was an ordinary poor person. When the people of the tribe came to know about their love, hey did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers left their homes for a happy future. The people of the tribe started searching for the two lovers but they could not find them. At last, they accepted their love and asked them in a newspaper to come back. The people said that if u both come back we will marry u, we accept that u loved each other truly. So in this way their love won and the age old attitude of the tribe took a beating. The couple went to the city for shopping for the wedding. He was wearing a white traditional dress, and was crossing the road when a car came and hit him and he died on the spot. The girl lost her senses. After a long time she recovered and accepted that her love has died. One night she was sleeping in her home with her family. Her mother had dream in which she saw a fairy. That fairy asked her mother to wash the blood spots of the guy from her daughter’s clothes as soon as possible. But
her mother ignored the dream. Next night the father saw the same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes on which there were blood spots. She washed the spots but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the
spots but some still remained. Next night she again had the same dream and this time that fairy gave her last warning to wash the blood spots, else something terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the spots, the clothes tore, but some spots still remained. In the evening on same day when she was alone, someone knocked the door, when she opened the door she saw the fairy at the door. She got very scared and fainted. The fairy woke her up…, and gave her an object, That awe-struck girl asked “what is this..? to which the fairy replied : ….”kaise bhi daag ho, jaise bhi daag ho……..Surf Excel hai na…”

I know what u are feeling now… But don’t look for me… I’m searching for the person who mailed this to me… :) I know you want to kill me for this!!! I felt the same!!

Sher-O-Shayari

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai
Ai husn ki mallika aur baharon ki shaan
Jai jawan jai kisan

Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi

Joron ki baarish Makes me wonder
Is this what they call, Taste the thunder?

Yeh aankhen hain ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hain ya neeli jheel?
So? What’s the big deal?

Dharti, taarey, pahaad, patthar
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, patthar……..
Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !
(tihathar is on leave)

Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya… to bheeg gaya…

Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi nahi…

Agar tujh mein himmat hai
To kutub minaar ko hila kar dikha,
Aur agar nahin, to mere paas baeth,
Do ghoont maar,
Aur Kutub minar ko ! hilta hua dekh

Teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
kabhi offline to kabhi online piya

Aasmaan mein ud rahen hain kabootar
Aasmaan mein ud rahen hain kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter

Itni raat gaye kyon apni qabr khod raha hai Ghalib
Itni raat gaye kyon apni qabr khod raha hai Ghalib
La, phawda mujhe de de !!

Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.

Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture challe…

Shahjahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Dar or Deewar ko dekha,
Har Lage hue Khambe ko Dekha.
Har Khidki se dekha, Aur Bola…
(guess …… kya bola hoga ???)
MAA KASAM !! BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA

Update – I

Here are a few more. Njoy!

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye…

Ab Jab ghire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai…

Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhna mana hai.

Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye…

Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh ikraar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.

Maine poocha chand se…
Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin…..
Chand ne kaha , chandni ki kasam … 12036 entries found!

Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

An IT guy working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes in cafeteria for coffee. He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there. so he decides to have fun with him. He calls him

IT guy – (Asks canten boy) : How much do you earn?

Canteen boy smiles…

IT Guy – what are your future plans?

Canteen boy keeps quite…

IT guy – Jab mai mumbai aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi tha….Aaj mere paas naam hai, shohrat hai, paisa hai, investments hai,securities hai….tumhare paas kya hai?

Canteen boy – Sa’ab mere paas kaam hai….

IT guy leaves the cafeteria silently…….

Main Aur Mera Roommate

Dedicated to all those guys who think this is their story…

Main Aur mere roommate
aksar Yeh Baatain Karte Hain
Ghar saaf hota to kaisa hota
Main kitchen saaf karta,tum bathrooom dhote
main hall saaf karta, tum balcony dekhte
Log is baat pe hairaan hote
aur us baat pe haste….
Main aur mere roommate ,
aksar Yeh Baatain Karte Hain

Yeh hara bhara sink hai
ya bartanon ki jung chidi hui hai
Yeh colour full kitchen hai
ya masalon se holi kheli hai
Hai farsh ki nayi design
ya doodh,beer se dhuli hui hain

Yeh cellphone hai ya dhakkan,
sleeping bag ya kisika aanchal,
ye airfreshner ka naya flavour hai,
ya trash bag se ati badboo
Yeh pattiyon ki hai sarsarahut
ke heater phirse kharab hua hai
Yeh sonchta hai roommate kab se gum sum -
Ke jab ke usko bhi yeh khabar hai
Ke macchhar nahi hai, kaheen nahi hai
magar uska dil hai ke kah raha hai
machar yaheen hai, yaheen kaheen hai !

Tond ( pet ) ki ye haalat, meri bhi hai, uski bhi,
dil mein ek tasvir idhar bhi hai, udhar bhi
Karne ko bohot kuch hai magar kab kare hum
Iske liye time idhar bhi nahi hai, udhar bhi nahi hai

Dil kahta hai Walmart se koi vaccum cleaner la de
ye Carpet jo jine ko zoonz raha hai, fikwa de
Hum saaf rahe sakte hai, logon ko bata dain,
Haan hum roommates hai – roommates hai – roommates hai
Ab dil main yehi baaaat, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi……

What Girls Think About Boys?

If you treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai”

If you dont she says “kitna akarta hai” .

If you dress nicely she says”mujhay impress karna chaah’ta hai” .

If you dont she says “tasteless hai yaar” .

If you argue with her she says”ziddi hai” .

If you sit quietly she says”dumb hai” .

If you act smarter “she’ll lose her brain as you are insulting her” .

If she acts smarter “she think its her right” .

If you dont love her she says”is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkion ke saath chakkar hai” .

If you love her she says”peechhay hi par gaya hai” .

If you dont give her a kiss she says” tum mujh say serious naheen ho” .

If you give her a kiss she says” sab ko line deta hoga” .

If you are skinny she says “you should have appropriate mass at appropriate places” .

If you are healthy she says “you should be smart” .

If you dont tell her your problem she says” you are not honest to me” .

If you do tell to her she says “you are a problem child” .

If you scold her she says “you act like any giving lecture” .

If she scolds you she says “Yaar, its because i care” .

If you break a promise she says “she does not trust you any more” .

If she breaks she says “jaan mein majboor thi” .

If you do good in exams she says “qismat ne saath diya warna tum aur good marks” .

If she gets goods mark she says” its my brain” .

If you hurt her she says “you are cruel & dont care of my feelings” .

If she hurts you she replies” you are not understanding”

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& they claim they are not Hypocrates.